Saturday, April 25, 2009

Can Remedial Spelling Cure Wingnuttia?

I was reading through this - Daily Kos: Saturday hate mail-apalooza - when the element common to almost every one of the Wingnut Hate Letters struck me: misplaced apostrophes, misspelling, and/or dyslexic spelling. You know the pattern: your becomes you're, lose becomes loose, and anything plural is indicated by an apostrophe followed by an "s" as in "plural's."

Here are a few examples from that post of letters sent to Kos:

Comrade,

we will rise up and squash you and those like you. Enjoy you moment in the sun.

we will not much longer stand by and watch while you and you're ilk destroy what is our birth right.


Enjoy you moment in the sun? You and you're ilk? Here's another:

Go to HELL WITH YOUR SOICALISM, THIS IS AMERICA AND THE TRUE AMERICANS WILL DEFEND LIBERTY, FREEDOM TO THEIR LAST BREATH, CAN YOU COWARDS SAY THE SAME, I DOUBT IT. TURE AMERICAN VIETNAM VET, CONSERVATE, T.A.TATE


Soicalism is something with which I am unfamiliar. The practice of soical? As for "ture" and "conservate," I admit to being baffled.

But I do wonder this: Can these people be saved by remedial spelling and remedial grammar? If they learn the proper use of the apostrophe (Use it to form a contraction or to indicate possession. Period.) will they suddenly find themselves freed from their nonsensical worldview? Will the term "freedom" suddenly come to mean "freedom for all" rather than "you must think the same thing as me?"

I have no proof that this would work, but I think it's worth a try. Oh, and while we're at it, we might add "remedial use of the caps lock key" to the mix.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Bush V. Obama... A Visit to Britain

Just in case someone out there forgets what the Bush years were like, when those Texans trampled the pristine grounds of Buckingham Palace...
The Mahablog » Anyone Else Remember the Five Chefs?

Friday, March 06, 2009

Treasury Sez Reagan Owns Biggest Tax Hike

Here's a link to the Treasury study showing who raised and/or cut taxes, by how much, and by what percentage of GDP. Not that the Republicans out there will pay any attention to this, since it's fact-based...

http://www.treas.gov/offices/tax-policy/library/ota81.pdf

FiveThirtyEight.com: Politics Done Right: The Clinton Economic Record and Rising Tides


Here's the full article, for more explanation of this chart:
FiveThirtyEight.com: Politics Done Right: The Clinton Economic Record and Rising Tides

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Effective Federal Tax Rates by Decile

More income things I need to remember:

Effective Federal Tax Rates by Decile

Income Distribution in the United States

Check out this SlideShare Presentation:

Monday, March 17, 2008

All this because we forgot to lock the door?

Some seven-and-one-half years ago, on September 11, 2001, 19 men -- reportedly armed with box cutters, although that has never been proven -- burst through the cockpit doors of four jets, and eventually flew three of them into the twin towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Perhaps you remember that.

Nineteen men, most from Saudi Arabia, reportedly armed with box cutters. Their plan was simple and, in a diabolical sense, clever.

In response, we:

- Curtailed the freedoms of our citizenry, with the assent of a willing and subservient Congress.

- Attacked one third-world country which provided safe haven for the sponsor of the September 11 attack, albeit mostly with air power, a few ground troops, and plentiful cash for Afghan tribal members willing to do our fighting for us.

- Attacked a second third-world country, one which had been rendered militarily impotent ten years earlier by our military, and one which had been kept militarily impotent by the continued presence of our forces.

- Slashed taxes, three separate times, on the wealthiest citizens of our country, dramatically reducing the federal government's income, while dramatically increasing the expenditures of the federal government. Or, in simpler terms, turning a significant budget surplus into a record budget deficit.

- Thumbed our noses at the entire civilized world by rounding up people and imprisoning them, with no charges planned or pending, for an indeterminate period of time, in violation of international law.

- Further thumbed our noses at the entire civilized world by torturing said prisoners, or sending them to third-party countries to be tortured, despite the fact that a high percentage of these prisoners were guilty of nothing more than having been victimized by someone looking for the $10,000 per-person reward we were handing out.

- Instituted randomly draconian procedures to prevent such dangerous items as nail clippers and toothpaste from being brought on board an airplane. Serious and effective measures were never considered.

All this because we forgot to lock the door.

All this in search of a handful of people who represent neither country nor ideology and who are best characterized as deranged but are viewed as charismatic in some parts of the world.

And we never once addressed the underlying issues, did we?

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Atlas Juggs is Distressed

(It's an old post. I never finished it. But it deserves a shot at life, doesn't it?)

Atlas Juggs is distressed. And who wouldn't be? In one of her more memorable performances, she dissects Nancy Pelosi's speech upon assuming the position of Speaker of the House, and presents us with her favorite quotes. Her "money quote?" Let me present this in her own words:

"You want to know what my money quote was? My money quote was when she said 'No more deficit spending.' Do you know what that means? Let's talk... uh, libtard talk. No more deficit spending, in real English, means no more tax cuts..."

Let's pause here. Bear in mind that, editor that I am, I have helped Ms. Juggs out with some punctuation. Having said that, let's consider what she's saying: no more deficit spending means no more tax cuts.

If you cut your income without cutting your spending, you spend more than you have.

That is, you incur a deficit.

That is, you have to borrow money from someone because you decided to spend more than you have.

That "someone" you happen to be borrowing the money from would be the next generation. Today's children. They don't get to say anything about it, by the way, until it's too late and they get handed the bill.

This is what Atlas Juggs is against, the fact that Nancy Pelosi has come out against borrowing money from children so that the wealthy can pay even less in taxes. What's that, Pamela? We interrupted you? Please, pick up where you left off!

"No more deficit spending, in real English, means no more tax cuts... for the common man, for the regular guy, the guy that goes out and works his ass off for his family, for his car, for his children. No more tax cuts for him."

No more tax cuts for the common man, the guy who's out there working his ass off for his car. It's so sad. What is this guy's car going to do?

But seriously, folks, here's the deal: the "regular guy" never got any kind of meaningful tax cut. If the Federal government gave him anything with the right hand, it took it back with the left. This is a hard concept for many people to understand, particularly those in the higher income brackets, and especially those who don't receive their income in the form of a weekly paycheck. Because it's so hard to understand, I'll try to break it down.

The Good Old Days


Once upon a time -- or for the chronologically challenged, the years before 1983 -- the largest deduction on your paycheck was for Federal tax. The next largest was, for those who had a state income tax, the state tax. In third place was something called FICA, a little-understood acronym that we all understood to mean "Social Security."

That all changed under Ronald Reagan, beloved tax cutter, savior of the right wing. Reagan acted on the recommendations of a bipartisan panel headed by Alan Greenspan and increased Social Security taxes considerably: 63.6 percent. That still ranks as one of the largest tax increases in history.

Now, what of the "regular guy" that Ms. Juggs invokes? That's a big chunk of his paycheck. So big, in fact, that the deduction for Social Security was now second only to the deduction for Federal tax. And unlike Federal tax, Social Security taxes are taken from the first dime you earn.

"But everyone pays Social Security tax!" you may protest. You're almost correct. Only regular income is taxed; dividend income isn't. Not only that, but the income subject to Social Security tax is capped. In 2006, for example, the cutoff is $94,200, considerably more than any "regular guy" is likely to earn. So the tax rate varies considerably from one person to the next. Most "regular folks" -- be they burger flippers or office managers -- pay Social Security tax at the combined rate of 15.3%. (They pay half, their employer pays half.) But someone who made $188,400 in 2006 paid only 7.65% in Social Security tax. And someone who made $1,441,260 in 2006 paid only 1% in Social Security tax.

Now, back to those tax cuts. They don't affect state tax, and they don't affect Social Security taxes. (If I had, in fact, finished this post, I would have pointed out that most working people didn't notice the tax cuts since the taxes they pay the most -- payroll taxes, sales taxes, etc. -- weren't changed.)

Cut to the present. Bush has given the wealthy three huge tax cuts. The budget has not completely collapsed because the working men and women of America continue to pay more in Social Security taxes than is necessary at the moment. These excess funds are supposed to bolster Social Security against the lean times to come when the Baby Boomers retire. So, in a sense, the tax cuts for the wealthy are being paid for those earning less than $90,000 per year.

And what did those nice rich people do with their new-found excess wealth? They invented newer ways to fleece the less fortunate. All those sub-prime mortgages you've been hearing about? They did not come about because of the nobility of the wealthy. They did not come about because those at the top of the income scale wanted to lend a hand to those at the bottom. They came about because they created yet another way to extract money from the poor.

And now... well, those risky investment instruments turned out to be risky investments. And all those nice rich folks developed nifty schemes to hide their risky investments from the people funding them. And they developed nifty schemes to shield them from the risk of their risky investments. And then, when the risky investments started to go south, all the other dominoes started to fall, leaving all those nice rich folk in danger of becoming less rich.

Guess who bailed them out? Those nice folks in the Bush administration, the same folks who wouldn't lift a finger to help out you and me. And guess whose money is being used to bail out all these nice rich people?

Look in the mirror.

There were also considerable financial shenanigans

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

George Bush -- Terrorist?

There's been a flap in the news lately about this remark by the verbally challenged John Kerry:

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it, you study hard and you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.

"If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

There was no flap in the news after this statement by the verbally challenged George W. Bush:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

On the one hand, we have John Kerry saying something ambiguous. He seems to be referring to Bush, who didn't study very hard and is now (as Commander in Chief and as President) stuck in Iraq.

On the other hand, you have George W. Bush admitting what many of us think: that he never stops thinking of ways to harm the American people.

So which is worse?

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Criticize Cheney, Go to Jail

Steven Howards happened to pass by Vice-President Cheney one day, and mentioned as he passed that he disagreed with Cheney's policies. The exact words he used are not known, but are said to be close to “I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible.” When Mr. Howards came back, he was arrested, handcuffed, and tossed into jail for "assaulting" the vice-president.

Yes, folks, you did wake up in Russia. Land of the free? That was just a dream you had. Home of the brave? Ruled by chickenshits is more like it.

Kill the Messenger

Dennis Hastert (Asshole, Illinois) has looked at these facts:

Mark Foley, Republican congressman from Florida, has resigned from Congress.

ABC revealed the fact that Foley had been having "sexually explicit" IM chats with congressional pages, ages 16 and 17, for some time.

This fact was revealed to ABC by a Republican aide. Once ABC aired the story, former (and perhaps even current) pages contacted ABC with their own lurid tales.

Other Republican congressmen revealed that it had been known since as early as 1995 that Foley had "a page problem." The pages had been warned about Foley since 1995.

Nobody did anything about it until ABC aired its report, even though several other news outlets had the same information.

The country found out about all this when ABC aired its story. Some of the people who found out about this were Democrats.

These are the facts that Hastert looked at. Foley's conclusion? It's the Democrats' fault! Well, the Democrats and the Pages! It's our fault because we found out about all of this

Interestingly, this is the same tack the Bush administration took everytime something unpleasant was revealed. Abu Ghraib? It wasn't bad that we were abusing prisoners; it was bad that someone told us. Secret prisons in Eastern Europe, places where we "rendered" prisoners to be tortured? Yup; it was bad that we found out. Kill the messenger. What you don't know won't hurt you, unless you happen to be one of those innocent people (estimates are that 80% of the prisoners in Guantanamo did nothing wrong) rounded up and tortured.

Yes, indeedy. GOP. Gathering of Pedophiles. Gargantuan Old Perverts. Grumpy Old Perverts. Got nO Principles. You take your pick.

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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

GOP Stonewalls... What Else Is New?

So far, it's been a slow news day with respect to the Foley scandal. At this point, major members of the GOP (Gathering of Pedophiles) have resorted to either blaming some other Republican or, shock of all shocks, blaming the pages for Congressman Foley's perverted advances.

At any rate, now you know better than to leave your children alone with either a Catholic clergyman or a Republican. Or Matt Drudge, for that matter.